A compilation provided by our employees and “Current” readers

“For my birthday last year my mom sent me bark. Not really sure why. She said it made her think of me. I don’t remember if it was special bark in some way ( I know it wasn’t petrified), but I do remember that it was, in fact, bark.”
– Danielle T., Senior Operations Coordinator
“For my wedding last summer, someone gave me a Santa Claus christmas tree topper. It’s huge, it has white fluff all over it, and is currently in a closet next to my water heater. ”
– Mike H., Sales Manager
Do you have something worse?