The Cruise Web’s Caption Contest – May 2011

 

Caption Contest
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38 comments

1 Sherrine Beeslaar { 05.18.11 at 12:26 pm }

“Don’t move Madam, I’ll feed you.”

2 Kenyard { 05.18.11 at 12:48 pm }

Madam, Your VERY DRY Martini

3 carol { 05.18.11 at 12:56 pm }

Madamm? I have the fresh catch of the day here for you!!

4 Davd { 05.18.11 at 1:00 pm }

Your suntan oil madam.

5 Pam S { 05.18.11 at 1:10 pm }

Madam, SVP. Will that be SPF 15 or 50? Application is most certainly complimentary.

6 Mike { 05.18.11 at 1:15 pm }

“Your implant madam”

7 david garrett { 05.18.11 at 1:48 pm }

” Your cucumbers, madame.

8 Kathy Cooke { 05.18.11 at 2:34 pm }

Madam, I am “wading” to serve you.

9 Royce Moore { 05.18.11 at 2:47 pm }

Madam, are you the housewife who ordered the Bon-Bons?

10 ben { 05.18.11 at 2:57 pm }

i wish i could go on a cruise ship.

11 adeletoo { 05.18.11 at 3:08 pm }

Of course I have my swimming trunks on, there under my tux

12 connie T { 05.18.11 at 5:50 pm }

” Don’t worry Madam” ” You are worth getting my feet wet.”

13 Frank in AZ { 05.18.11 at 6:04 pm }

We’re Talking “Extreme Customer Service”!!!!

14 Troy Leighton { 05.18.11 at 7:54 pm }

Fish of the Day Madam, Battered and not fried as requested.

15 chris { 05.19.11 at 9:17 am }

Sunscreen Madam

16 Bob G { 05.19.11 at 10:12 am }

Your suntan lotion Madam, may I apply it for you?

17 L Marais { 05.19.11 at 10:18 am }

we aim to please, nothing that we won’t do.

18 Marcia B { 05.19.11 at 12:06 pm }

‘Decked out” and at your service, Madam!

19 Mike { 05.19.11 at 12:28 pm }

Excuse me, Miss. May I borrow your legs? I seem to have lost mine.

20 Lindsay { 05.19.11 at 12:44 pm }

Suzy’s request for food to be delivered to her in the pool was one thing, but her subsequent request for a table and chair seemed slightly demanding.

21 Lindsay { 05.19.11 at 12:50 pm }

After losing the lower-half of his body in a tragic shark accident, Jeeves was appreciative of the recent butler opening in the pool.

22 Tony M. { 05.19.11 at 2:19 pm }

“No madam, I’m not wearing any pants. Here’s the bologna sandwich you ordered. “

23 Jacques Botty { 05.20.11 at 12:30 pm }

‘Excuse me Madam, would you like another yogurt?

24 Terry Heiman { 05.20.11 at 3:38 pm }

ma’am were going to have to ask you to get back on the ship!

25 Cynthia Heaven Wheeler { 05.20.11 at 3:40 pm }

Coffee, Tea or Crumpets Madam?

26 Karen Amandoli Seppi { 05.20.11 at 3:43 pm }

Honey!! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!

27 Aricelis Alonso { 05.20.11 at 3:45 pm }

This is life!

28 Devonne Brackens Whiting { 05.20.11 at 3:45 pm }

“The cruise line promised excellent service,,,therefore Sir-keep the promise.”

29 John Tarantino { 05.20.11 at 3:52 pm }

The Carpathia will be here shortly Ms Dawson!

30 John Tarantino { 05.20.11 at 3:53 pm }

‎”Ma’am we assure you, the leak in your cabin will be fixed shorty…. Canape?”

31 Viviane Temchine { 05.20.11 at 4:45 pm }

You requested Really fresh caviar Madame?
Just caught it myself!

32 Arnaud Douglas Ardans II { 05.20.11 at 6:45 pm }

Madam, your warm sun tan lotion is ready to be applied now. Please roll over for me.

33 Julie Atkins { 05.20.11 at 8:12 pm }

Honey, I really am sorry for forgetting your birthday, I was sure the diamond necklace was enough..

34 Joan Bogdanski Thomas { 05.22.11 at 5:22 pm }

excuse me madam, let me help you relax a little more with something special…let your imagination go wild!!

35 Sue { 05.29.11 at 5:33 am }

I’ll have what she’s having……………

36 Cruister { 06.07.11 at 6:00 am }

Help, I lost my legs then this UFO landed on my hand!

37 Ed { 08.11.11 at 3:05 pm }

Just wait until you see the service provided in the steam room…

38 Linda { 02.23.12 at 12:19 am }

Now that Jane has reached the Platinum level, she has gone a little overboard on the perks.

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