Cruise Consultant Ponders Return to 80’s Hair Style

Cruise Consultant Tina Colicchio came across an old picture of her and her daughter and is considering going back to the hair style that brought her so much happiness in the past. 

“I think I can bring this back, as long as Aquanet still sells the industrial-sized cans” stated Tina.  The Aquanet cans might not be the only issue she has to overcome, since the 80’s global warming and the holes in the ozone layer have become major issues that are passionately debated.

“If Tina brings back that hairstyle and it catches on, the effect it could have on global warming would be catastrophic” noted Nobel Prize recipient and environmentalist Al Gore. “I don’t know if the Earth can withstand that barrage of daily chlorofluorocarbons (CFC’s).”

Tina promises to make her decision within the coming weeks, as she has stumbled across a box of her old tape cassettes, featuring the likes of Duran Duran and Cindy Lauper. “I’m confident that George Michael and Wham will guide me in the right direction.” We hope so, Tina. We hope so.


1 Cathy Albert { 03.25.09 at 1:25 pm }

Tina was our cruise consultant for our cruise last February 1-8. She did a wonderful job for us. Can we see a current picture of beautiful Tina and her equally beautiful child?

2 Shirley Vining { 03.26.09 at 9:58 am }

OMG Tina,
Al Gore is an idiot, esp when it comes to Global Warming, not to mention hair spray. And you my dear can’t find hapiness in a bouffant hairdo. I don’t know what your hair looks like now, but I’m sure it is better than this. How is the family especially your dauhter. She must be going off to college this year. Fondly, Shirley

3 C. Tethers { 03.27.09 at 11:54 am }

My goodness! It is not the hairdo I am concerned about. The earrings are much more disconcerting.

You look waaaaay better now Sista’!

4 The Cruise Web Team { 04.02.09 at 1:45 pm }

Click on the link below to see a recent picture of Tina and her daughter on their cruise vacation.


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