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“Don’t move Madam, I’ll feed you.”
Madam, Your VERY DRY Martini
Madamm? I have the fresh catch of the day here for you!!
Your suntan oil madam.
Madam, SVP. Will that be SPF 15 or 50? Application is most certainly complimentary.
“Your implant madam”
” Your cucumbers, madame.
Madam, I am “wading” to serve you.
Madam, are you the housewife who ordered the Bon-Bons?
i wish i could go on a cruise ship.
Of course I have my swimming trunks on, there under my tux
” Don’t worry Madam” ” You are worth getting my feet wet.”
We’re Talking “Extreme Customer Service”!!!!
Fish of the Day Madam, Battered and not fried as requested.
Your suntan lotion Madam, may I apply it for you?
we aim to please, nothing that we won’t do.
‘Decked out” and at your service, Madam!
Excuse me, Miss. May I borrow your legs? I seem to have lost mine.
Suzy’s request for food to be delivered to her in the pool was one thing, but her subsequent request for a table and chair seemed slightly demanding.
After losing the lower-half of his body in a tragic shark accident, Jeeves was appreciative of the recent butler opening in the pool.
“No madam, I’m not wearing any pants. Here’s the bologna sandwich you ordered. “
‘Excuse me Madam, would you like another yogurt?
ma’am were going to have to ask you to get back on the ship!
Coffee, Tea or Crumpets Madam?
Honey!! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!!
This is life!
“The cruise line promised excellent service,,,therefore Sir-keep the promise.”
The Carpathia will be here shortly Ms Dawson!
”Ma’am we assure you, the leak in your cabin will be fixed shorty…. Canape?”
You requested Really fresh caviar Madame?
Just caught it myself!
Madam, your warm sun tan lotion is ready to be applied now. Please roll over for me.
Honey, I really am sorry for forgetting your birthday, I was sure the diamond necklace was enough..
excuse me madam, let me help you relax a little more with something special…let your imagination go wild!!
I’ll have what she’s having……………
Help, I lost my legs then this UFO landed on my hand!
Just wait until you see the service provided in the steam room…
Now that Jane has reached the Platinum level, she has gone a little overboard on the perks.
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