Cruise Consultant Ponders Return to 80’s Hair Style
Cruise Consultant Tina Colicchio came across an old picture of her and her daughter and is considering going back to the hair style that brought her so much happiness in the past.
“I think I can bring this back, as long as Aquanet still sells the industrial-sized cans” stated Tina. The Aquanet cans might not be the only issue she has to overcome, since the 80’s global warming and the holes in the ozone layer have become major issues that are passionately debated.
“If Tina brings back that hairstyle and it catches on, the effect it could have on global warming would be catastrophic” noted Nobel Prize recipient and environmentalist Al Gore. “I don’t know if the Earth can withstand that barrage of daily chlorofluorocarbons (CFC’s).”
Tina promises to make her decision within the coming weeks, as she has stumbled across a box of her old tape cassettes, featuring the likes of Duran Duran and Cindy Lauper. “I’m confident that George Michael and Wham will guide me in the right direction.” We hope so, Tina. We hope so.